***QUESTION***

David, "the Man" Cocky funny works like magic. I was
trying to pick up a former Teacher Assistant of mine at
university for about a year. Sending nice email after
nice email, and getting totally stood up and/or blown
off. So I took the cf to the extreme. "I know you're
scared of meeting such an intelligent charismatic
rockstar like myself, because you'll fall so hopelessly
in love you couldn't take the rejection, fall into
habitual drinking, and eventually kill yourself... but
really its okay I'll treat you like an ass and you'll
hate me, and life will go on" Totally worked, the next
week she met me, and we hit it off really well, I kept up
the cf routine and we've been having a blast together.