Finally, Ms. Model walked up to the counter and got her
new antenna, then said "good bye" to Mr. Wuss-Of-All-Time,
who proceeded to smile dorkily at her and wave as she
walked out of his life forever.

He just watched her walk all the way to the other end
of the store, out the door, and out of sight.

You've probably seen the "I'm SUCH a loser" look.
Well, he had it.

IT WAS GOING SO WELL FOR HIM! WHY DIDN'T HE JUST ASK
HER FOR SOME INFO? EMAIL? NUMBER? ANYTHING!