OK, man. First I have to tell you...

YOUR EMAIL IS A TOTAL FREAKSHOW!

But you know what? I actually like it. I like it because
it's the real deal. You did things that I wouldn't have
necessarily done... and you did things that typically
"shouldn't have worked", but it obviously all came together
and worked out in the end because you did ENOUGH OF THE
RIGHT THINGS.

Let's revisit some of my favorite quotes:

"My type are those with Irish ascendance, because they are
mostly honest and have freckles."

Mostly honest and freckles, huh? Interesting fetish.

"So, when I meet a girl with freckles, eyes like
a furious deep blue sea, or green eyes, like the stem of a
flower, petite women with attractively dainty build, nice
butt (we guys like it, come on), and round [breasts] (we
like that too). How can you make fun of that type of sexy
girl, when you notice that her body has a harmonious
symmetry, that does nothing but inspiring within you
pleasure and admiration?"

Eyes like a furious deep blue sea? Or green eyes... like
the stem of a flower? Harmonious symmetry? Whoa.

"I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never
put them together, like you put it, as a formula. So far,
that formula works. I am not a chemist, but the components
of our table salt, taken separately, is deadly to us.
Sodium and Chloride: death to us. Yet, if we put them
together, we will have its savory benefit. Same happens
when we use only being Cocky, and just being Funny: no
success, and it kills any possibilities of meeting girls."

This is an interesting way of saying it... again, a
little bit of a complete FREAKSHOW, but I like it. If you
use too much of one and too little of the other things just
won't work out.

Now that we've revisited my FAVORITE lines, let's
review some of the EFFECTIVE things you did and said.

This was funny:

"Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind me the
PowerPC girls..."

Something tells me that you actually meant the "Powder
Puff Girls", but hey, close enough.

And this whole sequence is great:

"She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her, "Hey, that
is sexual harassment."

She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so easily getting
amused." She had not written her e-mail, and I asked her,
"Have you not written the e-mail because you forgot it?
Geeez, young people these days." (She is 29, and I am 21,
lol.)

She- "Oh, my...You are too much."

Me- "For you to handle?"

She stared at me.

I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You like my lips?
They are not average... You should be grateful if I touch
your forehead with them."

She was laughing so hard that her face turned red, but I
never laughed, rather, would smirk."

This is real COCKY AND FUNNY in action.

LOL! "What? You like my lips? They are not average... You
should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them!!!"

Now that's funny.

You started out going down the road of "What? You like my
lips?" which sounds very cocky... over the top even. But then
you transition into the unique and original "You should be
grateful if I touch your forehead with them."

Again, it's off the wall, but it's funny and it works.
The shift in direction is funny and confusing.