Hi,

Could you give an Cocky and Funny example answering "What
time is it?" from an obviously interested (well, more or
less) chick?

DJ

>>>MY COMMENTS:

This is a great question.

I think it's a great idea to come up with some great
comebacks for common situations like this. Think them
through.

There are probably 10 or 20 situations where women start
talking to you, and you should be ready for all of them.

To answer your specific question... try these:

"I will tell you the time, but I just want to let you
know that I see right through your little ploy to meet me.
I realize that you probably don't see such attractive
men often, but you didn't have to use such an obvious
line to meet me."

"It's time for you to get a watch."

"What an unoriginal pickup line."

...now come up with 10 of your own. And come up with
others for the other common situations where women start
talking to you.



***SUCCESS STORY***

i juz thought u might like to hear about a very recent
success story...earlier today actually....i was in school
(college summer classes) not plannin on pickin up girls at
all....i mean i was there in basketball shorts and
slippers, wut can i say, i was tired, i didnt feel like
gettin all dressed up for school...well anyways...on to the
story....there was this new girl there, id hafta rate her
about an 8, the body was bangin....neways i went outside the
class to work and so did she so i layed deep into the C&F.
like soon as the door closed im all "why u following me?
geez" well we got to talkin cuz as we all know...bookwork
is very boring...after about an hour shes all "take me to
lunch, i'm buying" so i was like "naw i got a lotta book
work to do u need to get to work slacker" and that did it.
she was like "be a slacker with me, cmon, please??" it was
great so after awhile of her begging i went out and let her
buy me lunch....well i juz thought u'd like to hear yet
another success story.

J.B. Nor Cal

>>>MY COMMENTS:

One of the greatest things you can do is play hard to
get when a woman is doing something uncharacteristic...
like offering to buy you lunch or take you out.

It's ESPECIALLY powerful if the woman is unusually
attractive. Attractive women have NO IDEA what to do
when a man isn't being a typical wussy... it creates
a situation that is both mysterious and challenging to
the woman.

I've had plenty of success in my day when I was not all
dressed up. When you're dressed casually and it's obvious
that you don't care what others think... AND you're being
Cocky and Funny is kind of says "I am a person that has
power regardless of my appearance". It's powerful.



***QUESTION***


Dear Dave,

Your techniques are right on target. Your guidelines
helped me become successful on everything from approaching
women to being confident and having fun doing it. I went
from the nice guy "wussy" that women practically ignored, to
something along the lines of well, a player! The cocky
funny routine matches with my sarcastic personality and
women cant seem to get enough of it.

Ok, well Ive done the routine and picked from about the
10 hottest girls and now have a very hot g/f , but now there
is a dilemma. My chemistry teacher now wants me, Im dead
sure of it (shes only 3 years older than me). But this is one
of the biggest challenges ive ever come across and I think
it needs your expert opinion. First, she is every guys
fantasy and a 10,000 on the 1-10 hotness scale...(yeah the
girl is that hot) The problem is she definitely knows this.
I have heard many guys hit on her and she has shot all of
them down, I heard it with my own ears. She already asked
me indirectly twice if I was going to a local place to watch
a game, unfortunately I couldn't make it both times. And it
seems like the more I ignore her the more she flirts. I want
to build the tension to the absolute highest level before I
decide to show the slightest bit of interest, how do I do
this effectively?...

Your Friend,

J.R.
New Jersey

>>>MY COMMENTS:

Hm. Yea. I think I know what to do.

I think that it's just too dangerous for you to start
something with your teacher. And if she's this attractive
there's only one thing I can think of to do.

I'm going to be in New York in September doing a seminar,
and I would be willing to do you the personal favor of
coming to N.J. and escorting this woman myself. I'll handle
it, and you won't have to worry about her anymore.

I'd do that for you, since we're friends and all...

OK, try this:

Next time she asks you where you're going, just say
"Isn't it against the rules for you to keep asking me
these kinds of questions?" and give her a sly smile.

Then laugh, and say "Hey, do you have email?"

Get her email, and write her an email that says:

"Hey, I'm busy today and tomorrow, but I might have some
time this weekend. Maybe we should have a cup of tea and
some stimulating conversation... and you can help me with
my homework."

That should do the trick.

Oh, and if you decide that you just aren't up to it and
don't want to risk it, let me know. I'm here for you.