Whats goin on Dave?

I would love to say how great your stuff works, but I
haven't had much luck with it as of yet. I have seen it put
to good use though. My bro does the whole cocky/funny
routine naturally and I see all its power. Most of the time
I was Mr. Nice-Guy. and, of course, it didn't work as much
as I would like. Which is why I'm writing this e-mail.(duh)

My problem is I'm missing the key ingredient to your
'super recipe,' funny. The way I see it, cocky is like
garlic, by itself it is repulsive and disgusting. But when
used as a seasoning to another main dish (funny), it can do
wonders. I'm missing the main dish. Anyone can be cocky, but
I lack in the funny department. So where do I start to fix
this?

Thanks,
P in NJ