Awwww. You POOR, POOR DEAR.
You're dating four hot women ages 19-26, and you're having
sex daily.
Yea, I can sure see how all that scheduling would get you
down.... sounds like a TOTAL BUMMER.
Hey, I have an idea...
Maybe you should rent a 5 bedroom house, and then rent out
four of the rooms to your dates. You could mark up the
rents so you could cover the entire cost... FREE RENT FOR
YOU!
But wait... that's not even the good part.
You could run down to Office Depot and get one of those
big "white boards", create a huge monthly calendar, and put
it up in the kitchen. This way, all of your dates could
SCHEDULE THEMSELVES.
sex daily.
Yea, I can sure see how all that scheduling would get you
down.... sounds like a TOTAL BUMMER.
Hey, I have an idea...
Maybe you should rent a 5 bedroom house, and then rent out
four of the rooms to your dates. You could mark up the
rents so you could cover the entire cost... FREE RENT FOR
YOU!
But wait... that's not even the good part.
You could run down to Office Depot and get one of those
big "white boards", create a huge monthly calendar, and put
it up in the kitchen. This way, all of your dates could
SCHEDULE THEMSELVES.
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