***SUCCESS STORY***

David, I've only had your book for a few days now, and it's
paying off. Let me preface by saying that I've been able to
do the cocky-funny thing my whole life, but somehow believed
that I had to keep it in check and be a 'nice guy' in order
for women to really fall for me (Ouch!). Anyway, I've seen
lots of people ask you about how to get dates with
waitresses or bartenders etc. and thought I'd share: Friday
night I'm playing a gig with a band at a local venue, so I
show up early for soundcheck. There's [an attractive]
waitress there, and she starts talking to me (Didn't even
have to worry about approaching her!) so I decide to pour
it on. It went something like this:

Her: "God, I'm tired. I need to take a nap."

Me: "Well, you can't sleep here or we'll have to ask you to
leave. You know, I've been sitting here waiting for 5 minutes
for you to get me another drink. No tip fior you, I guess."

Her, laughing: "OK, hold your horses." (gets drink) "So
what's your name?" (introduces herself)

Me: "Oh, trying to pick me up already, huh? You know I hardly
know you, and I don't give my phone number out to strangers."

Her, laughing, looking at me in disbelief: "That's bullsh**!
I'm just trying to be nice!"

Me: "Sure you are. Well, if you insist, you can give me your
number. I mean, who knows, maybe we can be friends?"

Bingo.